yeah, but which golden rule?

gold price skyrockets ~ seventeen-hundred per ounce ~ apocalypse soon?!

thanks, oral roberts law school

says michele bachmann ~ god can't be bothered with facts ~ just armageddon

rapture less

judgement day fail ~ coping with disappointment ~ recalculation

post-rapture surprise

a bit shocked to hear ~ the call-to-worship church bells ~ expecting silence

rapture schmapture

apocalyptic ~ predictions not-with-standing ~ surprise, you're still here!